Perolman in the Promised Land

adventures in hummus, hebrew, traveling, new friends, Rabbinics, guitar and weblogging.

Monday, January 30, 2006

RENT in ISRAEL


On Thursday night a bunch of us went to see RENT at Rav Chen in Talpiyot. Most of the people sitting in the theatre were Americans, who, like us, could recite the entire show by heart. (and how they could get a RENT poster in Hebrew!)

I thought it was fabulous. There were some things missing- like entire songs...and pieces of the plot that they wrote around...but all in all, I loved it. I had heard that Rosario Dawson wasn't great, but I thought she was so Mimi- especially at the end (I won't spoil it for those who haven't seen it!), she really touched me. This is definitely one for the Wish List.

I also finished Rashi's Daughters: Book One Joheved. Such a good read, especially if you're into historical fiction/modern midrash OR if you study Rashi and want an inside peek into what his life could have been like. The author says in her acknowledgments that she has a 250-source bibliography that she complied while writing the book available for people who want to see where she got the historical facts. I don't think I'll be double-checking her sources, I think I have enough of my own work to do.

Off to marathon Monday...check this out
8:30-1:30 Class
1:30-4:30 Lunch with Naomi, errands, gym
4:30-6 Rabbinic Reflection groups
6:15-7 Voice Lesson
7:45-10 Vagina Monologues Rosh Chodesh gathering
10-Midnight- Homework and Crash.

I'm tired just thinking about it. Love to everyone reading!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Week One: Done

First and foremost: Yay me for finishing my first week of school. For some reason it's been especially busy with lunch meetings, catch-up dinners with friends and nights that don't end until midnight. Not to mention I'm leading services in a week, am co-producing a show that's in a month and am training for a bike ride that its two months. Wowie.

Today I had Bible with Prof. David Weisburg. He spoke slowly in English, somewhat faster in Hebrew and gave clear answers to questions. I found the class challenging, interesting and exciting. This is in stark contrast to last semester's Bible experience where the main goal was "stay awake and attempt to look interested while being bored out of my mind." However, I'll need to work harder this semester- that seems to be a theme in most of my classes...

I also had my first Nusach class with Cantor Evan Cohen. It turned out to be a sort of "How to be a songleader/service leader" class, which I don't need to take so much. Sad. But he said we'd be moving to nusach next week. Goody. We're also going to be working on High Holy Day liturgy and nusach to prepare us for the near-future when we'll be leading HHD services, possibly alone. Possibly next year. Gulp.

And tonight is Thursday night, the best night of the week, the beginning of the blessed weekend. I'm going to a sushi fundraiser at Pardes (100 NIS buys you all the sushi you can eat) and then to see RENT, which finally is out in theatres here. I've heard mixed things. I'll let you know what I think tomorrow.

Tomorrow: Volunteering in the morning, hopefully grocery shopping in the early afternoon, services at Shira Chadasha and some major moosh time.

I've started a new book: Rashi's Daughters by Maggie Anton. I'm LOVING it so far and am always amazed when the clock reads 1:13am. Hopefully Shabbat will give me some time to read. Hah. Or do the tons and tons of homework I have to do for next week. Whichever.

But for now, it's the weekend. I'm off to enjoy my 48 hours of freedom...love to everyone reading! Um, no comments on my amazing cute and precious nieces?

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Welcome to the World

I know, three posts in one day...what is going on here? But I had to share the exciting news that my new baby cousiniece was born today! She's neither my biological cousin or niece, but she's family alright!

Her name is Cecilia Grace Zagorini. She was born today, January 25, 2006 and is 6 pounds, 15 oz. Healthy, beautiful, looks just like her mama and big sister Fiona (see the picture!). Cecilia's mom, Ariella is one of my oldest family friends who has known me my whole life. I was in her wedding. She was at my Bat Mitzvah. She and her sister Rachel are the closest things I have to sisters.

Tell me they aren't the cutest girls you've ever seen...go on...tell me.

Congratulations to Ariella, T.J., Fiona, Rachel, Donna and Mike, Mark and the whole family! I love and miss you tons and tons! Hi Ceci! Can't wait to meet you!

HUC VS. HUC




Last night was a rare evening in history. The Hebrew Union College "HUC-YA" American Football team took on the Hebrew Union College "Mullet Men- 4th year" team. It was quite a game. I think we stopped counting after the third or forth touchdown was scored against us. Oh well, we still had a fun time, as you can see from the pictures above. Neil and Claire enjoying some quiet time during halftime, Mel enjoying a cold one during the game, Ross' mullet and Michol, Danny and Esther under a very small umbrella.

Yes, I know I'm sick. But I'm not going to get any better being miserable in my apartment alone. So I went to the game. But don't worry mom, I was wearing a hat, scarf, gloves and about 5 layers. I was very warm.

Go Team HUC-YA!

Back to School: Semester II.

The first week of second semester is almost over so I figured that this would be a good time to update about my new classes and the highlights of the semester. Enjoy!

Sunday:
*One block (90 minutes) of regular modern Hebrew with Zohara, the best teacher in the world. *One block of Chadashot- News with Hannah. The class looks to be challenging both in terms of learning a large vocabulary and the "newspaper" language and having a new teacher who is known for being tough. Her favorite phrase is "read like an Israeli!"
*One block of Rabbinic Literature- we now have this class twice a week- we're working on a Mishnaic Text called Pirkei deRebbe Natan- it's basically in the same category as Pirkei Avot (Ethics of our Fathers) but wasn't put into the Mishna. We did one sugyah (verse) already and it was pretty interesting and somewhat challenging. Looks to be a good class.
*One block of Liturgy taught by the same teacher as Rabbinic Lit, Moshe. All and all, I think he's a very good teacher- he's JTS trained, but has a great liberal perspective on text and liturgy. This semester I'll be working on a liturgy paper or project either creating/reclaiming a ritual not done in the Reform community or writing about an element of prayer that I find interesting/exciting etc.
*After school on Sundays I have a voice lesson with Jay Shir, my wonderful and often hysterical voice teacher.

Monday:
*One block of Shacharit (morning) service led by my classmates in our Reform Liturgy Workshops. My service is on February 6th and my friend Rachel is giving the dvar Torah that day too! The two of us are also leading a Kabbalat Shabbat (Friday night) service together in March.
*One block of Modern Hebrew.
*One block of Biblical Grammar with Yossi Leshem, King of Dikduk (grammar). His first class was a little scary, mostly because I realized what I had forgotten (or just never learned) from first semester. But he has a very warm personality and was very patient. He's a superstar.
*A free block! Yay! For going to the gym, doing homework, having lunch with friends etc.
*After school on Mondays we have Rabbinic Forum- usually speakers or panels on all sorts of topics related to becoming Rabbis, issues we'll have to face etc. We also have Rabbinic reflection groups- five Rabbnical students meet with two faculty members once a month to reflect on whats being going on and to dialogue about "Ayecha?" "Where are you?"

Tuesday:
*First thing, there is a special minyan for Shacharit being led by my Rabbinic Lit and Liturgy teacher, Moshe. He's leading a minyan using Rinat Yisrael, the Israeli Orthodox prayerbook that we're learning liturgy from. It's a learners minyan which means that he will be teaching about the "classical- traditional" liturgy as we're praying it.
*One block of Rabbinic literature with Moshe.
*One block of Modern Hebrew.
*A free block!
*One block of History. This semester I am taking an Israeli Politics class with Paul Liptz, who I had last semester. We will be learning all about the Israeli Political system and following the upcoming elections (march 28). Part of the class involves reading the newspaper (or a few newspapers) and following a certain party throughout election season. I think this might be one of the most useful classes I'll take.
*Tuesday night's from 8-10pm I have rehearsal with the HUC community Hallel Choir.

Wednesday:
*Israel Seminar all day.

Thursday:
*One block of Modern Hebrew.
*One block of Bible with a new teacher, David Weisberg from Cincinnati. Haven't had the class yet, but am hoping it's gonna be good. After last semester, anyone is better.
*One free block
*My enrichment "elective" class. I'm taking Daily Nusach with a Cantor who came to HUC for his "year-in-Israel" and never left. He's now a cantor at one of the Reform Congregations in Jerusalem. I'm very excited for this class.

Friday:
*Every other week I volunteer at the Tali Bayit V'Gan Elementary school in Jerusalem, teaching music and playing Shabbat songs.

Wow. It's a full week and looks to be an even fuller semester. Big things to watch out for:
Feb 6- my service
Feb 21-23 Galil tiyul (class trip)
March 2- Vagina Monologues (which I'm co-producing)
March 10- my service #2
March 26-30 Ride 4 Reform!

I don't know that I can think past that. I'm still sick, fighting a cold that is determined to keep me down. I'm relaxing in bed for a little while before getting up to do some homework and see some friends.

I'll soon be posting about the RIDE 4 REFORM and the many ways to help me raise money for this amazing cause!

Love to everyone reading...more to come soon.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Jews like to Blog Too

Enjoy this article from JTA about Jewish bloggers. I've come down with a nasty cold, so it might be few days til my next post. 'Til then, love to everyone reading.

Sermonizing mingles with sex talk
as Jewish surfers pick up blogging
By Rachel Silverman
January 18, 2006

PRINCETON, N.J., Jan. 11 (JTA) — At times, the chatter between American Jews can seem hushed, even silent.
While questions about assimilation, Israeli politics and Jewish identity swirl overhead, many American Jews maintain an arms-length complacency about it all.

But a post, click and hyperlink away, the burgeoning blogosphere offers a forum for Jewish conversation.

Jewish blogs, or Web diaries, run the gamut from kosher cooking to Israeli advocacy. They include leftist rants, dating melodramas, rabbinic ruminations and secular musings from all corners of the globe.

Last year, the Pew Internet and American Life Project estimated that 8 million American adults had created blogs. Though the number of specifically Jewish blogs is unconfirmed, those with knowledge of the blogosphere say the pool is substantial.

"I´d estimate the number of active blogs at some several thousand," says Steven Weiss, who currently blogs about religion (canonist.com), food (kosherbachelor.com) and the Jewish college experience (campusj).

“Among young, highly-affiliated Jews, J-blogs are very popular,” the 24 year-old New Yorker continues. “As you move up the age brackets, the popularity drops off somewhat, though many in the organizational and rabbinic establishment have started paying a lot of attention to them.”

The Religious Action Committee of Reform Judaism, for instance, launched a blog of its own last year at rac.org.

“The amount of interest in blogging has just gone through the roof,” confirms Alexis Rice, the RAC’s communications director. “I think the Jewish community is more connected now than ever before.

“A rabbi used to give a sermon and it was heard by 200 people in services Friday night,” Rice continues. “Now he puts the sermon on a blog, and thousands of people access it.”

What exactly are these Jewish bloggers seeking on the Web?

Some, like 30-something New York blogging guru Esther Kustanowitz, say the blogosphere connects them to a larger, global Jewish community.

“I started looking at other Jewish blogs to see if there were other people like me out there — single, Jewish and blogging,” she explains.

Alternatively, some blog to seek community with or build bridges to ‘the other.’

Thanks to blogging, Rachel Barenblat, the theology student behind the Velveteen Rabbi blog (www.velveteenrabbi.com), has become close to a Buddhist nun in Korea and a Baptist minister in San Antonio.

“I’ve come to feel very much like these people are my friends,” says the Massachusetts resident, 30. “That we’re sitting around a virtual coffee table.”

Tel Aviv resident Lisa Goldman began her site, On the Face (ontheface.blogware.com), as a means of catharsis and consensus-building during the Palestinian intifada.

“I try to go beyond the headlines and present people as individuals — not just the Palestinians and the Israelis,” says Goldman, 38. “Maybe my stories will help them to discover that the things we have in common outnumber the things that define our differences.”

Blogging has provided solace to communities outside Israel as well. After suffering substantial damage during Hurricane Rita, the Baton Rouge-based Congregation Beth Shalom looked to the blogosphere for respite (rabbizamek.blogspot.com).

“When the hurricanes hit, we felt the need to get information out regularly,” says the congregation’s rabbi, Stanton Zamek. “It was a way of not forgetting this history in motion.”

In addition to helping his congregants stay connected during a difficult period, the blog attracted significant media buzz.

“At first I was saying, ‘who’s going to read my musings about this or that?’ ” Zamek recalls, laughing. “But something caught the eye of the office of presidential speech writing, and I was invited to the White House Chanukah party.”

The blogosphere is not just a feel-good forum. In many instances, it’s a place for real debate and democratic engagement.

“Blogging has saved the Web from its abysmal fate as just another corporate content delivery system,” says Jerusalem blogger Dan Sieradski, 26. “Blogs provide public spaces — and safe spaces at that — for people to discuss what matters most to them.”

Sieradski´s Orthodox Anarchist site (www.orthodoxanarchist.com) illustrates his unconventional, off-the-cuff ideology. In one post, he explains that he´s a committed Jew but he strongly opposes authority, religious dogma and nationalism.

“My life is exemplified by tensions and contradictions,” Sieradski says. “Orthodox Anarchist is an attempt to embrace those contradictions, and even to try to make sense of them.”

In the blogosphere, this type of friction generates attention.

The number one thread on Jewlicious (jewlicious.com), a group blog focusing on Judaism, Israel and pop culture, addresses premarital sex in the Orthodox community. It pulled in 676 comments.

The No. 2 post, with 502 responses, tackles an equally contentious topic — the identity of Conservative Judaism.

Oftentimes, noisemakers walk a fine line between healthy debate and mudslinging.

“There are definitely blogs where the conversation tends to be acrimonious,” says Barenblat, who recently received anonymous hate mail. “People feel free to be obnoxious because it’s just through a computer screen.”

Fiery language also peppers the Jewlicious site, with posts often descending into vitriolic exchanges.

“It’s a paradigm for disagreement,” Kustanowitz said. “I think because of the anonymity and lack of accountability, people tend to not think before they write.”

One thing’s for sure — this wrangling free-for-all is not the mainstream media.

That’s because blogs assume a vastly different tone and style than their journalistic counterparts, online communications expert Diane Schiano says.

“There is this loose, free-floating, casual, even intimate approach to writing blogs,” explains Schiano, an adjunct professor at Stanford University. “It’s like teenage angst is being poured out.”

Dan Gillmor, a Palo Alto-based activist, blogger (bayosphere.com/blog/dangillmor) and author on civic journalism, noted that the unregulated atmosphere emboldens the citizen-blogger.

Take ‘Aussie Dave,´ the moniker behind Israellycool (www.israellycool.com/blog). His blog acts as a symposium for issues of Israeli politics, pop culture and news.

“When you have people reading you and listening to you, it’s like you have your own little soapbox,” the 31 year-old Beit Shemesh resident says. “It empowers the individual.”

Some claim blogs still act like an insiders’ club, however.

“The people who spend time to sit down and write on blogs have very strong opinions,” explains Paul Golin, associate executive director of the Jewish Outreach Institute. “You might have unaffiliated lurking on these Web sites, but they don’t feel confident enough to comment.”

Others admit the blogosphere tends to attract wannabe journalists, who see the Web as a viable marketing tool.

“A lot of writers use them to test the waters for their writing,” Schiano said. “It’s a new form of publishing.”

As a freelance writer who has gotten jobs from blogging, Kustanowitz affirmed this.

“I’m not going to lie — it’s also a place for self-promotion,” Kustanowitz says. “It’s doing P.R. work for me even when I’m not doing anything for me. That’s the Internet for you.”

Where exactly this blogging phenomenon is going remains unseen.

Schiano, for one, predicts a continuously evolving blogosphere.

“I think there will always be this room for grassroots voices on the net,” she says.

And as long as rabbis continue to preach, advocates to crusade, singles to gripe and ideologues to spar, Jews will continue clicking — and posting — away.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Eza Chamud!

Enjoy some pictures of Rena's puppy Asher asleep on my laundry bag. Eza Chamud! (What a cutie!)




Ooooops! He woke up! And he doesn't look very happy with me...





Books, Part II.

I finished My Sister's Keeper last night. Wow. I totally did not expect the ending and I was totally overcome with emotion- luckily it was 12:30am, a fabulous time to be consumed by heavy emotions. I had a weird dream about being inside a dog kennel. I don't think it was related to the book.

It is certainly one of the most touching stories I've read in a while. I'm thinking of reading some of her other books during my "free" time this semester. (What free time?)

Achievement of the Week: Went to the gym 4 times last week AND this week. Yay me!

Colloquium ended today. I was kind of annoyed that we had school on Friday, but overall its been a motivating and stimulating few days. I'm mostly enjoyed catching up with people that were in the states over break. I've had a realization that if I just chilled out a little bit and wasn't so overly critical of people, I might like them a little more. Zehu.

Matt's fiance Jen is back in J'lem. She and I met at camp a bunch of summers ago, and is one of the funniest sweetest people I know. It's also nice to have a friend outside the HUC bubble for coffee and such.

Speaking of camp, here's the official announcement: I just accepted a position at Harlam for summer 2006. Doing what? Well, you'll have to wait until I get the final go-ahead to find out. But it's set, I'm thrilled and it's a good feeling to have some sort of plans after I leave here.

Classes start on Sunday- it's a whole new ballgame. New schedule, new classes, new teachers. I'm especially excited for my "Chadashot" (News) class and a new Bible teacher. And I'm taking nusach.

I'm going to try and clean my room and get showered and dressed for Shabbat. Hope it's a restful one for you and yours.

Here's to second semester...Love to everyone reading...

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Two books I'm SO into right now

During the semester I hardly have any time for pleasure reading. However, I've read two amazing books- both of which I couldn't put down.

Stalking Elijah: Adventures with today's Jewish Mystical Masters by Rodger Kamenetz.
A follow up to his amazing The Jew in the Lotus that I read when I was college. If you're into JuBu's, Budhism, Spirituality, New Age Judaism, or if names like Reb Zalman, Judith Halevi, Art Green or Jonathan Omer-Man get you excited, you've found the right book. It took me a month to finish it, but that's because I started it during finals.

My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult. My Mom brought me this over break and I have been obsessed with it ever since. In short, it's the story of a girl who was genetically created to donate her blood, bone marrow and eventually a kidney to her older sister dying of cancer. It's an intense read. I haven't finished it yet, so I can't tell you what happens next, but I'm loving the story so far.

And just for fun...my amazon wish list! (someone's birthday is coming up soon you know...)

I'll be back later tonight for a post on our Mid-Semester Colloquium. Love to all!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

That time of the semester

After 16 years of school it seems silly that I still get nervous about opening my report card.

Maybe it's just silly that I'm still getting report cards in the first place.

Whichever it is, I got my first-semester grades today.

They're fine, I'm fine. Slash I'm an overachiever and have super high expectations of myself.

My only gripe is that I did the worst in my favorite class and the best in my least favorite class. How much sense does that make?

Humph.

For now: playing with Jess for a few more hours before she leaves, reading for tomorrow and getting psyched up for semester #2...

Monday, January 16, 2006

A few sentences for now

Vacation + Lots of friends visiting + not much else going on = karen doesn't update her blog.

Sorry folks.

Jess is here. We're having tons of fun. I'm enjoying my last few hours of freedom.

Colloquium starts on Wednesday.

Second semester starts on Sunday.

I promise a real update before then with pictures, details, the whole deal.

Happy Birthday Dr. MLK. Love to everyone...

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I heart my friends

I love my friends.

Especially the ones I haven't gotten to see in a while.

I've already seen JulieFink and SarahRubinShapiro and will be seeing Jamie, Wendy, Jess, Sarah, Rachael and a few others before they return to the states.

Ah, the perks of having friends in the Jewish professional world.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Movie Review: Ushpizin


Rena and I rented Ushpizin last night. It's a very cute movie about a Religious couple in Israel during the holiday of Sukkot.

Basic plot (without giving away the end!) : The couple has no money for Sukkot, prays a lot, recieves a sukkah and two ushpizin (guests) that cause more trouble than happiness. There's also a 1000 NIS Etrog called the "diamond."

If you know Hebrew, make yourself watch it in Hebrew with the English subtitles- it's worth it.
Actually, even if you don't know Hebrew- don't watch it dubbed- you'll lose something.

Next movie during break: HARRY POTTER FOUR!

Update: Family's Visit

"If you ever have a free moment, you might consider checking out the travel brochures for the town in which you live. You might be amazed." -Shampoo Planet

So my family was here. Check out the pics: share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=8AaNWTlq2bOXZw

I did actually read the guidebooks on Jerusalem and together with my Mom, Dad and brother did almost everything in them- it's a weird feeling when you realize you've never done most of the things that the guidebooks suggest-

We did (as suggested by the books):
*The Old City including Rosh Chodesh with N'Shei Ba'Kotel (Women of the Wall) and shopping in the Cardo
*Lunch at the American Colony Hotel
*The Israel Museum
*Yad VaShem
*Old Jaffa and Tel Aviv
*The Italian Synagogue and Museum
*Yemin Moshe
*Dinner at Yoja, Olive, Pizza Panini, Burgers Bar
*Beit Ticho
*Kanyon Malkha and a movie!
*Ben Yehudah Street and Emek Refaim

It was a packed, amazing ten days- I'm so excited that my family finally got to see my life here- what I do, where I go to school, where I shop, my apartment, my friends, my life.

I was sad to see them go- especially because the next time I see them so much will have changed- David will be a college graduate, I'll have finished my year in Israel (and 20% of Rabbinical school!) and will be moving again- to camp for the summer (G-dwilling) and to NY in the Fall.

Time to return to break now- Love to all reading-

Keep praying for Prime Minister Sharon and the people here. We need it.

Friday, January 06, 2006

A MiSheberach for Ariel Sharon

May the One who blessed our ancestors Abraham and Sarah; Isaac and Rebecca; Jacob, Leah, and Rachel, bless the Prime Minister of Israel, Ariel the son of Sarah of the Sharon family. In light of all the Jewish people praying for the Prime Minster's recovery, may God strengthen Prime Minister Sharon with courage and vitality, and cast upon him God's own spirit in order to heal him completely, spiritually and bodily, along with all who are ill, in the Jewish people and in the world. May God strengthen the hands of the Prime Minster's physicians, their hearts and their understanding, and let us say Amen.

from Ten Minutes of Torah, Union for Reform Judaism

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Back to reality...

Mom and Dad left last night. I was really sad when they first left, but bounced back.

I'll update on their visit soon and post the pictures we took.

Tomorrow I'm off to be a Shabbat Scholar for one of the Birthright groups- leading Kabbalat Shabbat, talking on a panel, co-leading morning services with Adam, helping to lead a 13 person B'nei Mitzvah service and teaching in the afternoon. It's going to be a jam-packed 25 hours.

When I get back I'll be kicking into high gear to finish the last of my assignments-my Israel Seminar paper due on Thursday (yay for extentions).

Movies I want to see: Harry Potter IV., Paradise Now, Ushpitzin.
Glorious days of vacation left: 12
Number of out-of-town friends to see: 8
Days til my birthday: 39

Thanks for all the great comments on the Steinhardt story! I guess people do really read this thing!

Lots of love to all...

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A Marriage Proposal at Burgers Bar

So today I took my Mom and Dad to Burgers Bar, one of my most favorite places to eat here in Jerusalem.

While in line, I recognized a man standing in line in front of us. It took me a minute to place him, but I soon realized that it was Michael Steinhardt, one of the richest Jewish men in the world and one of the main sponsors of the Birthright Israel program. His name is everywhere. I was a Steinhardt JCSC Fellow last year.

So I tapped him on the shoulder and introduced myself. We had the "what are you doing now?" conversation for about 30 seconds before he looked at my hands and asked me if I was married.

I told him that a wedding band goes on your left hand (I wear a ring on my right hand) and again he asked if I was married.

I said no.

He then called over one of his assistants and introduced him to me. His name was Alan, Single, Jewish, 39 and a lawyer in Manhattan. What more could a girl ask for?

I laughed, said I was a little young to be getting hitched and sat down to eat my lunch. I though the game was over.

However, when they were leaving, Michael came over to say goodbye and asked me again if I would be interested in marrying Alan. He was especially excited after learning that I would be moving to New York next year.

He said that if I agreed AT THAT MOMENT that he would pay for the wedding AND fly us to one of his Caribbean islands for the honeymoon. Alan piped in to say that he bet Burgers Bar would be willing to cater it.

An awkward silence filled the air as I realized that he wasn't kidding.

In a moment of panic I told him that my boyfriend wouldn't be too happy about me agreeing to marry someone else.

I did my nervous laugh. Michael looked disappointed. Alan looked relieved.

They left, I went back to my chicken salad and my Mom and Dad exchanged a "what the hell just happened" look.

Yes that's right, I had a chance to marry into Steinhardt's empire and I turned it down.

All in a days work here in the Promised Land.